turf and dirt

When there is no 'surf' in the 'surf and turf' what are you left with? 'Turf and Terre' is redundant and so is every other combination of 'dirt and dirt'.



I guess thats why they simply call it 'meat and potatoes' since there is no fancy schmancy way of saying it.



I present to you: Meat and Potatoes.



A hunk of sirloin was dry rubbed, say that in a soft and suggestive way, a hunk of sirloin was dry rubbed, whew that almost made me gay - and I know you felt it too so dont lie.



This steak was deep massaged with a happy ending.



Then it was toe' up from the floe' up.
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I showed you what happened out front, now let me show you what happens round back.



'Blue' plate special, the chefs serving, I like mine to have personality, try to not look at the truffle oil because I guess I like mine stinky too.