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Sunday, January 25, 2009

chicken mass


O
r should that be massive chicken. Massively ugly chicken. This is definitely not something you hear everyday, "Hey, I'll meet you at the ugly chicken mass" and "Hey, I'll meet you at the ugly chicken mass" will not become popular any time soon. Chicken has such negative connotations in english vernacular. Nobody wants to be called or considered a chicken, but you could probably translate this into a sexual barrage of strength outside of the english language. With all this in mind:



I present to you: Chicken For The Masses.



Chicken in all its lustful ugly glory.



Big Fat Chicken.

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If it wasnt for Wii we wouldnt go anywhere.


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18 comments:

Harmony said...

I don't know "ugly chicken mass" has a ring to it. Besides..I don't think the chicken looks ugly at all, it looks pretty darn good to me. What did you serve with it? Dying to know...

ChefBliss.com said...

Personally, I love the Wii "quote"!! Great looking poultry!!

Anette said...

Ugly can be good! And I bet, when you put a tender piece of that chicken in your mouth, it was truly beautiful!

Beth said...

that is not ugly, my friend...that is GOOD EATIN!!!

Jeanne said...

Okay, you show something that I'd actually attempt cooking, and there's no recipe? Dude!

pigpigscorner said...

I won't say they are ugly but big and fat! Looks really juicy and tasty!

doggybloggy said...

harmony: ugly twice baked potatoes and hideous salad

chefbliss: poultry in motion

anette: nicer words were never said, but dont you see the little piggie faces?

beth: you should be a diplomat -

jeanne: rub the chicken with your favorite rub, let sit for half an hour or so in the rub, put in a roasting pan and cover with foil, roast for an hour or so at 350, when the meat retracts from the ankle bone uncover and brown till crispy then serve.....email me if you want more specifics

pigpigscorner: big and fat is right,and fat and juicy but still they seem to have little faces...

snugs said...

well you sound like you are in a foul mood today, but the chicken looks wonderful, ya know!

TavoLini said...

I've still never played Wii.

That's a LOT of chicken! A veritable feast of chicken.

buffalodick said...

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" The noises I'd be making while chowing down on that, would be way less appealing than it's appearance!

doggybloggy said...

snugs: more like a fowl mood

tavolini: why are you holding out on Wii?

buffalo: you would have fit right in the hyena feeding frenzy that these birds produced.

Marjie said...

Nothing like roast chicken on a cold winter day. Looks good to me!

The Blonde Duck said...

I think you hurt the chicken's feelings.

snugs said...

fowl is what I meant, I just didn't communicate it with the keyboard correctly!

The Duo Dishes said...

Big fat chicken. :) A bit for us?

lisaiscooking said...

A mass for chickens? New Catholic tradition? Looks quite tasty!

Hornsfan said...

chicken loks pretty darn tasty to me -- not so sure if i'd be attending chicken mass, but then again grew up methodist, we didn't really do mass, more just church...chicken church maybe? ok, too many chicken/religion comments for me

deb said...

roasted chicken says sexy, it says please sit me next to some pillowy mounds of mash potatoes and dip my wings and drums in a warm pool of homemade chicken gravy. mm. it's pretty

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