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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

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The Rolex Watch

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bedside. "Grandson, I wannayou lissinato me. I wannafor you to take my chrome-plated.38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa," said the grandson, "I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead." "You lissinato me!" said the Don. "Sommaday you gonnabe runnada business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsamoney, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. "Sommaday you gonncoma home and maybe findayou wife innabed with another man.Whattayou gonnado then - pointato your fuggin' Rolexawatch and say, TIME'S UP?"

14 comments:

buffalodick said...

That wasn't so bad! At least I have a new one to tell today!

TavoLini said...

I like-ah eet.

Spin said...

LOL, very cute!

Chef E said...

I needed that laugh today, so thanks!

Harmony said...

hehe...it made me chuckle! Thanks for the laugh.

Joie de vivre said...

:) I love the accent.

The Blonde Duck said...

LOL!!! I love it!

Mandi said...

Very cute!!! Great typing skills there!!

ap said...

FF or EF?

Tami said...

Oh ..... THAT was VERY funny.....still laughing. Goodness. Thanks.

Jeanne said...

Very funny -- good job on the dialect!

Micky-T said...

whatsamatta, you no cook asumtin today?

Slip said...

I'm a gonna tella you somthin. Ifa the woman in my house is gettin somthin ona the side. Itsa ok.He ain't ahurtin it nun, anda she smiles alot.

Mila said...

Thats great!
Thanks for the great comments on my blog!

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