The Rolex Watch
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bedside. "Grandson, I wannayou lissinato me. I wannafor you to take my chrome-plated.38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa," said the grandson, "I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead." "You lissinato me!" said the Don. "Sommaday you gonnabe runnada business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsamoney, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino. "Sommaday you gonncoma home and maybe findayou wife innabed with another man.Whattayou gonnado then - pointato your fuggin' Rolexawatch and say, TIME'S UP?"
14 comments:
That wasn't so bad! At least I have a new one to tell today!
I like-ah eet.
LOL, very cute!
I needed that laugh today, so thanks!
hehe...it made me chuckle! Thanks for the laugh.
:) I love the accent.
LOL!!! I love it!
Very cute!!! Great typing skills there!!
FF or EF?
Oh ..... THAT was VERY funny.....still laughing. Goodness. Thanks.
Very funny -- good job on the dialect!
whatsamatta, you no cook asumtin today?
I'm a gonna tella you somthin. Ifa the woman in my house is gettin somthin ona the side. Itsa ok.He ain't ahurtin it nun, anda she smiles alot.
Thats great!
Thanks for the great comments on my blog!
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