
When there is no 'surf' in the 'surf and turf' what are you left with? 'Turf and Terre' is redundant and so is every other combination of 'dirt and dirt'.


I guess thats why they simply call it 'meat and potatoes' since there is no fancy schmancy way of saying it.

I present to you: Meat and Potatoes.

A hunk of sirloin was dry rubbed, say that in a soft and suggestive way,
a hunk of sirloin was dry rubbed, whew that almost made me gay - and I know you felt it too so dont lie.

This steak was deep massaged with a happy ending.

Then it was toe' up from the floe' up.
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I showed you what happened out front, now let me show you what happens round back.

'Blue' plate special, the chefs serving, I like mine to have personality, try to not look at the truffle oil because I guess I like mine stinky too.