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Thursday, March 26, 2009

chillin' and illin'


B
ronchitis can hit you at anytime and I got sucker punched by that beotch two days ago, so rather than make everyone I come in contact with sick I opted not to sneeze on their food and I have been out of commission lately.



By out of commission I mean I have been throwing things together in big pans and vats and letting them do their thing without much influence from me, no stirring no tasting no belaboring the point. Some baby eggplants some purple, red and yukon fingerling potatoes and onions roast together with some chicken making its own delicious sauce and sides all at the same time. You ask "how do I keep my girlish figure" well this is how I stay the lean mean fightin' machine that I am today.



Good mix of carbs and proteins combined with toasted coconut banana cake that was soaked in vanilla flavored rum (remember I made that way back in January, well I poured the whole thing into this cake) and frosted it with a mascarpone, banana and blood orange cream.



This behemouth is over 3 feet tall. Well thats a stretch but it is a big un'. I went crazy after making a couple loaves of banana nut bread and I thought to myself "this can't be all, there has to be more" so the birth of this cake was manifested and I know what you are thinking, "how did I frost it so perfectly" its just one of my knacks.



Just substitute "mascarpone" every time you hear "my sharona" and you too will have the knack. Nirvana had the knack.





Wanna see it? Here it is!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

soap opera


K
ick out the paper and the trash. Cleaning as much as we can since my sister is coming. Remember when my brother came we were freaking out? We had an intense visit and we did totally freak out in advance. Well, since then we are still freaking out.



Anyone can cook.



Anyone can make a plate.



Anyone can eat.

Monday, March 23, 2009

its my hill

Contests and video submissions and being submissive and dominating takes its toll on a guy and this guy has had his toll taken. Everyone is nice in their own way, I keep telling myself. I am nice in my own way I keep telling everyone else and hopefully at the end of the day we have reached a balance. King of the hill was one of my favorite games as a kid and I still like it to this day. Darwin knew what he was talking about but boy does that idea ruffle feathers. I get knocked down but I get up again......



In less than a month we will be hosting some nephews a niece and a sister- for a week, one of the nephews was here before and the other two and the niece will be here for the first time with their mom - my sister.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

'nana nut


I eat a banana everyday, it is part of a diet plan that I adhere to for a healthy heart and since I eat so much of everything else so often I feel the banana does help. What doesnt count in my banana ritual is when I make something out of the banana, like bananas foster or in this case a banana nut bread. Somehow in my warped way I have determined that the banana has to be eaten straight from the peel in order for it to have its healing properties. Silly, I know.



Believe it or not this is the first time I have ever made banana nut bread and it is so good when it is fresh and hot and slathered in sweet creamery butter.

Banana Nut Bread
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1/2 cup butter or margarine
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 cups flour
  • 1/2 cup chopped pecans
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 3 soft, ripe bananas, mashed
Cream sugar and butter; add eggs, flour, soda, bananas, and chopped nuts. Pour banana bread batter into 1 greased and floured loaf pan; bake at 325° for about 1 hour and 15 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. This banana nut bread recipe makes 1 loaf.

sunday secrets

After being gay for the first 14 years of of my life I decided to turn transvestite and well of course that didnt work out so here I am.
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