hello august first

After I was tweeted, retweeted, twarted and twerped between the spams and the trojans I was malwared, friended, blocked, spam friended, unfriended and porned while being followed - and that all happened at once. When that excitement settled down and my friends were finished doing the 'I told you so' about viruses and being nice to people I was days behind in any kind of food fest. Food fest free we spent these past couple of days and I am here to tell you that food fest free is kinda' ok.


After the Food Free Fest was over we had some cornbread. Why cornbread; why for butter, of course, and if you want then have some coffee and smear some jam.



After the cornbread we had some dumplings, I had to mow the lawn to get some garnish...just kidding its green onion!



After that we fried up frog legs.



After the frog we ate some blue crab but that was too messy to mess with on camera.



After we cleaned up from crabbin'out we had some fried catfish with a watercress and cucumber salad.

After that the kitchen smelled homey greasy and hot, bellies were full and normal activity resumed - Food Free Fest was over, for a while at least, I hope it will be sometime before we have another fest thats food free, or whatever!