jokes

Do Unto Others ...

The game warden spied a young boy carrying a wild turkey.
He stopped the boy and asked, "Where did you get that turkey?"

"What turkey?", replied the boy.

"The turkey under your arm!", said the game warden.

The boy looked down and said, "Well, lookee here. A turkey done roosted under my arm!"

"Now look, son," the game warden said, "you know turkey season is over, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. So, son, exactly what are you gonna do with that bird?"

The little boy said: "I'm gonna kiss his ass and let him go!"