Wednesday, May 21, 2008


Useless in a fight

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like
he'd just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is
cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't
do that to you, he must have had something in his
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had,
and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself,
didn't you have something in your hand?"
That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and
a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."


akakarma said...

Oh mannnn..... that looks uncomfortable- on many levels.

buffalodickdy said...

I do like Irish jokes..... and boobies!

Beth said...

oh please tell me that picture is NOT real!!!!

insane mama said...

Man oh man! How would you like to be the poor girl that had to measure her for a bra fitting!

Anette said...

nice joke, but the photo??
she needs a wheel barrow poor girl!

Tanya Kristine said...

hahahah...i'm irish. but my boobies don't look like that.

thank god.

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