Monday, May 05, 2008


Two Dogs

Two lovely female foreign immigrants, newly arrived in the United States, noticed people lining up to buy food from a cart.

"I've heard that people here eat dogs," said one of the women.

"Really?" said her friend, "But we're in America, so we should do as Americans do."

They headed for the cart.

"Two dogs, please," she said.

The vendor handed her two hot dogs wrapped in foil.

The young women excitedly headed for a bench and unwrapped their meal.

The first to open the foil blushed and whispered to her friend, "What part did you get?"


Andie said...

BWAAHHHHAAHH!!! I almost snorted my Diet Coke out of my nose. That's a good one.

BTW. NO fair finding that asparagus. Geez. SO not fair.

buffalodickdy said...

Whole new meaning to "Dog food"...

Claudia said...

* snirk * OMG! That was perfect, I needed that today. ;)

Dana said...


Great way to start my Monday morning!

pinknest said...

haha! ew.

Beth said...


is that picture real? Penis soup?...

Tanya Kristine said...

dont' even JOKE about dog penises.


Real Live Lesbian said...

Hahaha...great one! Hadn't heard that one!

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