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Monday, April 07, 2008

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Celebrities

Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for total quiet.

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

From the front of the crowd a voice with a broad Scottish accent pierced the silence ...

"Well, f*ckin' stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"

12 comments:

Leighann said...

BAHAHAHAHA!! That's wrong on so many levels!

Anndi said...

Leighann's right... got more like that?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

doggybloggy said...

leighann: and then on the folds between those levels

anndi: I throw them as I get them....

Anette said...

Thats a good one! Bet its true as well!

buffalodickdy said...

Humor is where you find it! Why is it always funnier when somebody doesn't mean to be funny...

Bina said...

Oh my freaking god! I about spit coffee on the screen. That may be one of the funniest things I've read in a LONG time! Thanks!

Urban Vegan said...

Brilliant!

Beth said...

LOL! sorta...I think...so wrong yet sooo right!

Tanya Kristine said...

i love those kinds of jokes.

hahah...and ilove scottish men.

Michelle Ann said...

Very funny! Bono is such a tool.

snowelf said...

Oh that is classic!

I love the drive behind Bono's causes, but he just irks me with his "so not down to earth" attitude.

ttys!!

--snow

Emiline said...

Hah

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