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Tuesday, September 02, 2008

poser



I have a birthday coming up (a lot has changed since even the while I have had this blog, check this post out and its comments, If you click the title "A long..etc" a song will play) in 20 days its my 'big day'....I dont like birthdays much but I have started liking them as I get older because it means I am not dead, and since I am going to be another year older I thought I would show you my muscles.



I still dont have my camera I only mailed it off today these are shots I found on banana's camera from a couple weeks ago. I know, I know you dont have to tell me how 'buff' I am....LOL. You can probably tell that I am a professional body builder and master poser. Look at that definition, look at those sleek lines. I scare me sometimes.



This is as I contemplate my next stellar pose, notice how even relaxed I look 'pumped'. Its my high fat high calorie diet that keeps me so primed, I dont mind sharing these secrets.



Do you see the fluidity of movement as I glide into a signature position? Its like poetry and ballet all wrapped up in one little o' human. 'Guns', 'Pipes', 'Cannons' call em what you like but these babies can hammer.



We were accompanied on our pose fest by none other than Banana and her mom, lets call her Big Banana. (you are probably noticing how ripped I am even as a pose for a family snap, its all due to my 'unique' and 'special' diet that I strictly adhere to)She is a gem all on her own, you can probably pick up on that by noticing her expression. While things were as they were they did not interrupt my non stop posing. Lets not stop there. Notice the Lighthouse in the distance. This little marker indicates that we are closer than you can imagine to a nude beach. So the posing was as expected, non-stop.



We parked her right here with way too many pop-up tents. (play hut brand - I think they are so convenient) She can knit like a mofo, so she knitted. Everyone had a good day.




lets not forget that we had the nephew last year

26 comments:

tavolini said...

Hey--its Tavo's birthday, too. Happy early birthday!

deb said...

Yeah. Happy B-day early, STUD ;)

Mandi said...

This.........I think is one of my favorite posts, it showcases everything good about you - especially your sense of humour, oh and the guns of course!!!!!

Looks like you had a fun day.

So.....the BIG 40 is coming up, any plans??? LOL

Christo Gonzales said...

tavolini: I dont think I was done tweakin' this thing before you jumped all over it, happy birthday to tavo and the buff and who ever else is born in september.

deb: I knew those were rock star poses.

mandi: I will not be 40. I am looking long term..I have my eye on the big one zero zero, yup.

Angel said...

I think you look HOT Dog!!! I love a man who can cook and then ENJOY what he's cooked...that means I can too! ;)

So what do ya want for your birthday....something I can actually give you...and nothing nasty either! ;)

akakarma said...

Well Mr DoggyBloggy! I have not been keeping up ( as you described falling behind very well in a previous post) but I can see that you have evolved as a blogger and I am very happy for you! A whole new world, blog style and audience- one you deserve for sure with your wonderful wit, food and pix. Happy birthday when it comes!

Christo Gonzales said...

did you happen to watch the manhattan bridge video....we were lost until that point....its a post back.

Joy said...

Many people in my family have September birthdays. Love your comments on the photos, Mr. Studly Hot Body. One question: why did all of you cover up the one who looks fab in a bikini? Just asking.

Mandi said...

blah blah blah - I know your not turning 40 - I was just yankin your chain!!!!! Happy Birthday anyway!!!!

buffalodick said...

Happy early birthday! Looked like a nice day at the beach...

Christo Gonzales said...

joy: dont ask me

mandi: blahblah blah....yanked your chain right back is all

buff: are not all days at the beach nice? riddle me this?

Anndi said...

Maybe I shall say Happy Birthday every day so I don't miss it.

True and ironic fact: both my Chicklet's Dad and my Honey share a birthday in September...

tavolini said...

Nope, you weren't done tweaking yet--looks like a good time was had by all--though I'm concerned about the sandy knitting :)

How did you guys find such an empty beach?

deb said...

I like the added pictures. Good looking group. Fun days at the beach. I have to drive far to get to our beaches & the water is coooold! My big brother has a b-day coming up on the 15th. what day is your big day? This a compliment: you have the richard gere thing going on. good hair & all. banana's a lucky gal. A ripped, richard gereish (you're better looking) cooking manly man!

pinknest said...

lol! i advocate this diet as well. and pop up tents. lots of them.

Spin said...

OMG! Happy Birthday to you!!!
Nice guns doggy!

Michelle Ann said...
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Michelle Ann said...

Love the 'poser' shots! Happy Birthday Beach Stud!

urban vegan said...

You "poseurs" look magnifique. Happy b'day, Dawg.

CreativeMish said...

Wow! you can strike a pose. Great beach pictures!

Mandi said...

hee hee........

buffalodick said...

Nicely said, my brother..

monica said...

LOL :o)))
wonderful pictures!!
Happy soon coming up birthday!!

Christo Gonzales said...

barren beach....There seems to be a long coast but this coast in, particular, is about an hour away by car, other places are 30 minutes away so there is a lot of coast around here. Most didnt point out that near the lighthouse in the distance a NUDE beach prospers, but I will let you think about that.

Tanya Kristine said...

hahaha...your belly. i love it.

Christo Gonzales said...

tanya: "hahaha...your belly. i love it." I feel proud that you picked up on my high maintenance physique...kudos

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