poser

I have a birthday coming up (a lot has changed since even the while I have had this blog, check this post out and its comments, If you click the title "A long..etc" a song will play) in 20 days its my 'big day'....I dont like birthdays much but I have started liking them as I get older because it means I am not dead, and since I am going to be another year older I thought I would show you my muscles.



I still dont have my camera I only mailed it off today these are shots I found on banana's camera from a couple weeks ago. I know, I know you dont have to tell me how 'buff' I am....LOL. You can probably tell that I am a professional body builder and master poser. Look at that definition, look at those sleek lines. I scare me sometimes.



This is as I contemplate my next stellar pose, notice how even relaxed I look 'pumped'. Its my high fat high calorie diet that keeps me so primed, I dont mind sharing these secrets.



Do you see the fluidity of movement as I glide into a signature position? Its like poetry and ballet all wrapped up in one little o' human. 'Guns', 'Pipes', 'Cannons' call em what you like but these babies can hammer.



We were accompanied on our pose fest by none other than Banana and her mom, lets call her Big Banana. (you are probably noticing how ripped I am even as a pose for a family snap, its all due to my 'unique' and 'special' diet that I strictly adhere to)She is a gem all on her own, you can probably pick up on that by noticing her expression. While things were as they were they did not interrupt my non stop posing. Lets not stop there. Notice the Lighthouse in the distance. This little marker indicates that we are closer than you can imagine to a nude beach. So the posing was as expected, non-stop.



We parked her right here with way too many pop-up tents. (play hut brand - I think they are so convenient) She can knit like a mofo, so she knitted. Everyone had a good day.




lets not forget that we had the nephew last year