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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

geography joke

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Guido, The Italian Lover


A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No." Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian...and I think I love you..."

10 comments:

Mandi said...

Ok - so where can I find Guido??? HA HA HA, So glad you visited my blog on a "good" day!!!! Sorry about that, maybe the picture should have made you retreat!!!

buffalodick said...

I heard one about "Fork onna table" but you've already got where it was going..

Michelle said...

I'm married to an Italian Gentleman :)

doggybloggy said...

mandi: I think he is in rome....

buff: huh? whos table?

michelle: was I not PC on this one?

Mandi said...

ha ha - no seriously give me his number!!! :O

monica said...

LOL!!
so the mysteries of various languages can lead to many events...

Anette said...

(Laughing..)
Bear with us, the ones who have another first language than English. And sometimes, like in this story it can end with wild passion and true love!

TavoLini said...

hahahahaha...and I thought it was only that way with Colombians!

Beth said...

ahhhh, Italians are the BEST!!! ;)

Harmony said...

LOL..this was hilarious. Great one!

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