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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

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Language Problem

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto ...

However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.

The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...


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...What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! Now get back to your emails. I don't know about you sometimes! Hehehe!

9 comments:

buffalodickdy said...

Not too bad- didn't see that sausage coming right for me!

Harmony said...

LOL...Yep I thought there was going to be an embarassing moment for her husband...it's a filthy mind that dwells in my head!

Thanks for stopping by my blog today, I appreciate the visit.

deb said...

Sausages, "Richards" It's in the air tonight. Happy Tuesday. ;)

Zen Chef said...

hahaha.. well you got me!
I was expecting a filthy ending too. :-)

Mr Doggybloggy, i've got some sour cherries for ya. They have to go quick! :-)

Mel said...

I dont know what is canadian for sausage lol?

Claudia said...

Buf said sausage....*giggles*

Beth said...

HA!!!! You totally got me on that one! You know my mind is always in the gutter!

Tanya Kristine said...

Mmm...i love sausage.

Mandi said...

ha ha ha ha, very cute!!!

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