Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad.
A few days later, he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Vinnie.
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie.
12 comments:
oh great. so i'll first have to go to jail to begin my tomato garden?!
LOL!!! I LOVE this!!!! Leave it to a quick thinking Italian to get the job done!
LOL I cracked myself laffin the first time i heard this joke, the version I first heard was the old guy was Irish LOL
Too cute! I love little old Italian men! In this nicest possible way.
LOL that's HILARIOUS! I've never seen that one before. I'll have to forward it around.
doggy, an oldie but a goodie!!!!!!
Har: I lost your comment.
I liked it! More importantly, I had never heard it before!
Buffalo: same here...I have heard a lot of jokes, many of them twice...but not this one.
Never heard that one. It's so damned funny too.
I thought I heard all the funniest jokes to date.
Must tell Italian friend that one later.
I love that....
That's a hilarious story!
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