I want to gross you out with the totally disgusting image of my cut thumb
tip, a very fine slice from the left top of my left thumb and nail, a cut I gave myself trying to slice something very very thin while a little on the inebriated side of things. The cut isnt that big but it hurt and wouldnt stop bleeding (ultimately it did) and now after living under a bandaid for two days it is ugly, pruney looking and kind of stinky.
But instead I will show you these lovely flowers.

I dont know what to cook, I dont know what to eat, I just wish I was a genie and even my wishes were wished for me so I wouldnt even have to come up with them.