I have had various lengths of long hair for most of my life, in fact I can easily count the number of times I have been to the barber and they were mostly when I was a kid. Since this time that I no longer have long hair I have only been to a "haircut place" twice since 2000, I have been buzzing my own head. Well here we go. I am going to find a barber. I am going to find a barber I like and get a haircut. I am going to find a barber I like and get a hair cut and a shave from one of those weapons.
I am going to let someone take a razor like they use in movies to cut your throat and I am going to let this barber shave my face and I will pay for it.
This is going to be one heck of a year.